What do you all have planned for the weekend?
I dont have too much planned, we’re going by my MIL for mothers day. Other than that I plan relax and do a whole lotta nothing!
sooooo…. Today’s Idiot of the day award goes to my new client, let’s call him “Mr. Gravel”.
When I called Mr. Gravel for his interview, he was on his cell phone raiding the snack machines in the lobby. I got him to the back and start the interview. Which is how he got his name btw, b/c my 1st thought when he opened his mouth was “DAYUM, WTF happened to your grill”. Yall it looked like he eats gravel for breakfast his teeth were so fuked up.
Anyway, he’s crying that he’s homeless and won’t give me a mailing address.
Me: So where have you been sleeping the past week?
Mr.G: Ahh well here and there (giggling)
Me: Do you have a relative or friends home you can rcve your mail?
Mr. G: hehehe well no… I want it to come to my place
Me: *deep sigh* According to you, you dont have you own place. So where do you want your mail to go?
Mr. G: ahh see look how you want to play me. Can I just get it here then.
(to myself I thought, NO Mutherfucker you can’t)
Me: fine. So what have you been doing with yourself? Are you working? When’s the last time you worked?
Mr.G: Ahhh well Nah… itBs been a while since I worked… I been on vacation.
Me: by vacation, what exactly do you mean? B/c I work everyday and it’s a stretch for me to take “vacation”. Please share how you, Mr. haven’t worked in at LEAST a year manage to take “vacation”
(and yes I said that in THE most scarcastic way possible)
Mr. G: (nervously looks down and mumbles) I was in jail
Me: I’m sorry, you’re speaking really low. What did you say?
(yes i head EVERY word he said)
Mr.G: uummm I was in jail
Me: Oooh! you were in JAIL! (I said jail a tad bit louder than necessary). Well Mr.G, where I come from JAIL is not considered a vacation destination. And it might not hurt you to start thinking less of a vacation spot and more of a ummm JAIL.
Mr. G: (no more giggling) Yes ma’am
lol I know I was all kinds of bytches when he left, but I don’t care. That shit ain’t cute or funny!
Have a nice weekend yall and do try to avoid taking a “vacation” b/c I don’t have no bail money for yo ass! 🙂 lol