I was paged for an application at 4:30 today. They stop letting people in at 4:45. See the problem?
Well that’s not all…
My applicant is not only applying for Food Stamps. He wants to apply for Medicaid as well. That application alone can take 30 minutes.
but that’s not it….
He lives in the county, which means I have to do a bunch of shyt just to START on his application.
Soooo… what I do is print the disability questionaire and medical release forms and tell them (he was there with his wife) “one of yall fill these out and sign/date them, the other answer my questions”.
Sounds like a plan right?! WRONG
Dumb ass man don’t wanna answer anything, just purposely being evasive. BITCH
Dumb ass wife faketending(pretending) like she don’t know the fuking answers either. BITCH!
So I pull enough teeth finish the food stamp application, pend it for verification (because OF COURSE they didnt bring what they needed). Get the interview summary and let Dumbass #1 fill it out. Finish explaining that until I won’t be his case worker b.c he lives in the county and his case has to be in the county, blah blah get a job you worthless piece of shit, blah blah, etc…. Put the Food stamp stuff to the side.
Go to app the medicaid (it’s in another program) FUCK! system is down. DAMMIT!! So I’m explaining to dumbass 1 & 2. That I will app it tomorrow. Let me just make sure you completed the forms correctly (you know the forms i gave them before i started doing ANYFUKINGTHING).
Can SOMEONE ANYONE puh-lease tell me why DAFUK those SIMPLE BYTCHES had not filled out the FUKING questionaire. Why is it 5:15. Why is it time for me to get DAFUK off!
So I’m like “I GAVE this to you when we FIRST started b/c it HAS to be completed. It is NOT optional. ANNNNNNND since yall came her 15 minutes BEFORE the office closed I wanted to make this go as quickly as possible”
They are sitting there and he’s like well “baby fill it out” and she’s like ” wellll”
LOOKING FUKING STOOPID and he says to her “FILL IT OUT” and she starts writing.
Well lo and be-fuking-hold… the reason for the hesitation…
he has HIV
GTFOH!!! DUDE!!!! At this office I’ve seen it all! HOW DAHELL you want to be fuking shame!? But want assistance?!
You’re ass was QUICK to say you just got out of jail (like it’s a damn badge of honor) when I asked your PUNKASS to register to vote. But wanna bytch up when it comes time to EXPLAIN your damn disability that YOU want medicaid for.
Had they not been such assholes, and came in with their verification, AND at a decent fuking time…. I might have told his ass it was a waste of time, b/c HIV doesn’t count as a disability. FUCKHEAD!
*** Someone remind me to post about the tail-end of a fight I walked up on in the lobby***