There was once a dog named Taco. Taco was a tiny black, brown, and white rat terrier. A loving couple from the south who had just moved to the midwest adopted Taco from an animal shelter. They brought Taco home to be part of their family.
The woman of the house would wake up EARLY in the morning bundle herself up to take Taco for walks in the morning, the man of the house would come home for lunch to take Taco out for a midday outing, and the woman would race home from work to give Taco sometime to romp around before the sun set.
Well one day the lady of the house left her ethernet cable lying too close to the Taco’s crate when she left the house for work. Taco decided not to play with the toys the couple had bought specifically for her. Instead, Taco chose to chew on the ethernet cable.
When the lady of the house came home from work she saw little black/red/green pieces of plastic and metal lying on the floor in front of Taco’s crate. Taco’s bouncing around in his crate, little tail wagging b/c he knows it’s time to go out for a walk. The lady of the house did not take Taco for a walk that evening. She did however, place a call to the man of the house and said “when I come home from work tomorrow I want the little bytch gone!”.
The next morning, the woman of the house left Taco in the crate whimpering to be let out while she got dressed for work. When she came home from work Taco was gone.
Moral of the story…
Don’t fuk with a woman’s internet connection!
p.s. If the man of the house happens to read this little tale… please know that I appreciate what you did to keep our home a HAPPY home… Smooches 🙂
OH! and no animals were harmed in the re-telling of this story. lol