It’s been a rough couple days in my little world…but i want to end the week on a more umm positive note.
All i ask is that you remember I was ONLY 14. I was in High School. I would never do something like this NOW. And most importantly she forgave me.
My 2 bffs from high school let’s call them C and M. We all went to Delgado during for the 1st half of the school day for all our math and science classes. Then we would be bussed back to high school around lunch time to finish the rest of the day. Well sometimes when we’d get dropped off at school we (me, c, and m) would get the bus driver to drop us off on the corner. My house was the 2nd house off the corner.
So this day we decided to just go chill at the house. We all were greedy asses, so we’d always go home and start cooking. Well M NEVER wanted to cook. Always 1st in line with a plate but NEVER wanted to cook. So this particular day me and C are in the kitchen fixing pancakes, eggs, ham. We both said to M, you NEED to bring your ass in here and help. To which M with her smart ass responded “I am the queen you are my subjects. It’s beneath me to cook. Carry ON serfs” (she STILL has this kind of attitude)
C and I, looked at each other and basically said “let’s get this bitch”
So we were fixing M’s set of pancakes, and i grabbed the dishwashing liquid and held it over the skillet. C started laughing. M is OBLIVIOUS, she’s in there watching Jerry Springer laughing and shit. Gravity started to take over and a single drop fell onto her pancake. I’m DYING laughing. Then C grabs my hand and squeezes!
So we fix our plates and C and I can barely eat our food WAITING on her to taste the dishwash. Do you know this girl ate and ate and ate and never said anything!?! lol So C and I are looking at each other like WTF?! we KNOW there is dishwash in there.
Then it happens!
M is running her mouth about how good “her serfs” did on her breakfast, when a BUBBLE comes floating out her mouth! C & I are literally ROLLING on the floor, side hurting laughing. Then M says “OMG! I’m blowing bubbles!” And as she says that MORE BUBBLES FLOAT OUT OF HER MOUTH!
Can you say FUNNY!!!!
To this very day the 3 of us still DIE laughing at that…
So have a good weekend. lol I’m over here stomach TIGHT laughing. lol
**keli, i’m praying for your fam chic!**