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4 in a row!

Morning!

It’s Thursday!! Know what that means? Hmm me either. Lol

How has your week been so far? Mine has been busy but good. Hoping to finish the week out on a positive note.

I just realized, I’ve blogged everyday this week so far. Oh well.

Today a woman is going to ask me to take off my clothes. And I’ll do it. Then she’s going to touch my breast. And I’m going to let her. She will also ask me to scoot all the way to the edge of a table, and place my feet in stirrups. I will do it, without question. Shell probably make small talk, while she lubes her fingers. And I’ll smile and hold up my end of the conversation. When she inserts little plastic device designed to keep my cookie pie open, so she can explore. I’ll shut the fuk up so she can hurry up and finish. When she removes the devicee, i ‘ll breathe a sigh of relief, and allow her to insert a couple of digits and feel around up there. She’ll toss one of her 100watt smiles, tell me no news is good news and leave the room. I’ll get And feel great about myself for keeping up with my womanly health!

Ladies when was the last time you let a lady(or man) do the same to you? Don’t sleep on your annuals. €hat shyt saves lives!!

Btw: I had a male obgyn in new orleans. His name was dr. Byrd. He was young. And kinda cute. Lol I looked forward to seeing Dr. Byrd. Hahahahaha (ian didn’t like dr.byrd) lmao

Happy thursday!!!

SEVEN DAYS!!!!!

25 thoughts on “4 in a row!

  1. Had my pap done about two weeks ago, hurt like hell once I got home. She was a little rough. Just got a letter back Monday stating they saw abnormal cells. Now I have to go back for a biospy. I am hoping for *good* news.

  2. LMAO… @ 1st I was like What in the world is going on here LoL…. thanks for sharing hahahahaha ;)…happy thursday!!!!

  3. LMAO… @ 1st I was like What in the world is going on here LoL…. thanks for sharing hahahahaha ;)…happy thursday!!!!

  4. LMAO… @ 1st I was like What in the world is going on here LoL…. thanks for sharing hahahahaha ;)…happy thursday!!!!

  5. LMAO… @ 1st I was like What in the world is going on here LoL…. thanks for sharing hahahahaha ;)…happy thursday!!!!

  6. LMAO… @ 1st I was like What in the world is going on here LoL…. thanks for sharing hahahahaha ;)…happy thursday!!!!

  7. LMAO… @ 1st I was like What in the world is going on here LoL…. thanks for sharing hahahahaha ;)…happy thursday!!!!

  8. i haven’t been since i had my last kid. i know i need to go but i hate going. love my dr… just hate the procedure. need to go…

  9. I knew you were going to tease. Didn’t fool me. I actually wanted to be an OB/GYN once upon a time. I don’t think I’d appreciate the cooch as much if I saw sickly or stretched out snatch all day every day.

  10. i have been going every 3 months. I dont know if you were reading when i blogged about my cancerous cervix.

    we are keeping an eye out on the cell growth. it sucks to keep having this done but we have cancer in the family!!!

    you had me wondering where this story was going,lol

    Happy Thursday!!

  11. lol…no one should ever look forward to seeing the gynno…

    I have a date with mine on Nov. 19th…I go every year…don’t miss a beat, especially since I found a lump in my breast at age 19…thankfully it was a cyst, but then I learned that I have fibrocystic breast tissue, and realized the importance of preventative health care…it’s just best to stay on top of things.

  12. You had me going. After the beginning I was like “Geez! This freak is always on!” Then I was like “OH SHOOT this crazy woman! You’re too much.

    Poor Ian. He can’t even let you go for a physical. I wonder why? ; )

  13. Happy Thursday. We like when you post everyday. I think you will never run out of idea. Even got the fellas checkin out your every word..lol

  14. I go every May….I am convinced my doctor uses the biggest device on me there is because I am always like ‘WTH’

  15. Last week was dr. day, gyn, vjay-jay sonogram, chest xray, mammogram, dentist and EKG. I think if I was asked one more time if I was pregnant before an xray I was gonna scream… despite the fact that I told their azzes I had my tubes tied…sheeh

  16. Girl, you are SO funny. I’m long over due and have been thinking about scheduling an appt. but keep putting it off for who knows what. I’m gonna make that call tomorrow. You’re so right about the importance of seeing your dr.

  17. Good on ya for keeping yourself up but *side eye* for the tease.

    Blog everyday, but can’t work up a novel? I still call BS. 🙂 And apparently someone was thinking like I was. lol

  18. Props for blogging everyday.if I wrote everyday you wouldn’t even read it anymore.I used to at first but it seemed like a job then and I just started writng anything that came to mind

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