All caught up…

with all my blogs, except my sex folder. I figure that’s best read at home lol

What’s up with yall?

I stayed home from work yesterday. Sick Again. I still have a cough and a headache that won’t go away. I swear its the germy folks at work. And contrary to popular belief cooties can NOT be transferred via the internet. lol Feel better Adrienne.

I have to be back at work in 4 minutes, I think I will be late.

Do yall remember last year the whole thanksgiving debacle where I threatened to feed my in laws from a saucer? lol Why did my mother in law ask Ian for $50 to contribute for thanksgiving. How about fuck you and your bland food?! lol I always cook for my house for thanksgiving. Ian and I get’s our GRUB ON! So we won’t be missing out. And please know, I am not above going there drinking a coke and calling it dinner. I’ve done it numerous times.

Ms. Behaving is going to Montego Bay. Guess who’s seeing green? HAHAHA YUP that would be moi’. I hope she has fun, but I wish I was kicking it on the beach with that man of mine. OH! Sex on the beach, in the ocean NOT FUN. Sand will cut the coochie UP!!! Don’t ask me how I know. Just take my word for it, Kay? Kay

I don’t have too much longer until this semester is over. I. Can. Not. Wait. These 5 classes have kicked my ass. Scholarship applications will be available Monday. I’m applying for EVERY scholarship the school offers. Hopefully i’ll get a few. Yes I said a few. Dammit I’m an overachiever 😉

Alright, I need to get out of here and get back to work…


  1. I see you’re into giving away the secrets of my stash enhancement exercise. *lol*

    You weren’t supposed to tell anybody.

  2. I’m going to need proof that cooties aren’t transferable via the Internet.

    And you say I’m mean? If I am then I learned it from reading you. :p

    How do you know about sand cutting up coochies? LOL. Whenever someone asks me not to ask I almost have to ask them. What?! It’s your fault.

  3. I’m a little under the weather too, but I’m a trooper. Still came to work. Feeling better than Monday though.

    I am so not looking forward to Thanksgiving. Maybe I’m the only one.

  4. At least you remembered Thanksgiving is next week! I too can’t wait to school is over, I have already started the count down.


    Please read the sex folder at home….I need to catch up on mine lol

    Just don’t go lol

    Ohhh ummm too funny about the sand. SMH

    YAY for scholarships! YOU CAN DO IT…now back to the bed.

  6. This Thanksgiving stuff has to end, LOL. OMG. I’m starting to think that once my Auntie passes we ain’t gonna have no holidays. Folks don’t want to host, don’t want to cook, don’t want to drive to where someone will host. I bet it’ll be at a buffet the first year after she’s gone.

    I’ve had sex on the beach. I came so hard I think my cootie turned inside out. It wasn’t like that for you, 27 OGs?

  7. Read the sex folder at home! I think that’s the best option.

    Still in Houston enjoying myself at the cajun restaurants.

    I hope you feel better soon. Don’t do like me and relapse badly. It was horrible!

    I bet you’re a member of the mile high club! The sand thing is too funny! I must remember that! LOL!

    Working full time and going to school isn’t easy. Five classes is insane! I don’t know how you do it. I have the one all day class and I’m tired after it!

    Stay cool deary!

  8. She asked ya’ll for money after all of that last year? The nerve!!

    I’m not really ready for Thanksgiving, I’m just ready to be off for several days in a row. Sad ain’t it? Shiiiiiiiit, no it ain’t. lol

  9. Why in the heck are you taking 5 classes?! NO wonder you don’t have a life?

    Coochie cutting sand…too many things, none of them good.

  10. MAN…whenever i see folk doing it on the beach, even when it’s just kissing, i remember that time when i…um, i think to myself “that shit has GOT to hurt…”

    it’s like fucking in the rain…that ain’t cute either. try getting busy when you’re drowning and your eyes are being plugged with water and you tell me how that feels. LOL

    and i’m hatting on ms, too. montego bay? hell, i’ll take a trip to any body of water at this point so long as i can get up outta here.

  11. ::Making a mental note about that sand cutting the coochie up::

    ::whispering:: There goes my 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, AND 5th nights plans!! [LOL]

  12. I pray that your MIL don’t read blogs….nuf said..But lol @ bland food.
    Sand..OUCH!! Won’t say no more. LMAO

  13. LOL @ the $50 donation. That’s a bold request. I can see bringing a dish. But cash? Wow.

    And I’ve heard from others that sex on the sand is not a good look.

  14. For $50 yall could go and get a REAL meal somewhere. Someone told me years ago that I’m a grinch and I think they were right.I just like to stay by myself and pout on the lil mama on the other hand has to have every living relative she has over

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