This morning on the way in to work I’m on the phone when I hear Ian say “hey Shawty”
Me: shawty?! Don’t get fucked up
Ian: what the hell are you talking about?
Me: who dahell you calling shawty? You got pet names for them bitches huh?
Ian: girl whatever (he laughs) I don’t say nothing about them niggas and they pet names for you.
Me: (stiffling laughter) nigga don’t try to flip it.. you just betta keep those ho’s in check. Tell them I said don’t talk to you when you on the phone with me. *bursting into laughter.
Ian: lil one *sigh* put the coo-coo back in the clock
Me: Fuck you I ain’t crazy fa real
Ian: shiiiid, have a good day at work. Love you
Me: love you too!