If money didn’t matter what would you do with your life?
~~ So many things, but 1st up on the list is Travel the world.
What’s the biggest misconception about you?
~~ I play and kid around so much that when i’m serious people tend to dismiss it “saying you so silly”.
Often times i’m dead serious, but after being called “silly” I suck it up and crawl into my little cancer shell
Beauty or brains?
What is your weapon of choice?
~~ Words. For 2 reasons 1. I can’t beat err’body ass. 2. I’m too old and pretty to be fighting physically.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
~~ ummmm Micheal Jackson. (have I ever told the story about taking pictures with the CARDBOARD cut out of Micheal? I’m still salty about that.)
What’s your family’s nickname for you?
What is your most embarrassing guilty pleasure?
~~ I’m not embarrassed by anything I do that brings me pleasure. But guilty pleasures I have a FEW. Reality t.v., twitter, blogging, texting, sexting (don’t act like you don’t do it. We keeps it exciting in Casa De Johnson), PIZZA (how many more days til lent is over? geesh), nail polish,
What’s the last book you’ve read?
Like a Charm. It was cute. I’m finally going to jump on the Twilight bandwagon. At the urging of the oldest little. 🙂 It better be good :p
Name one thing that scares you?
What’s the biggest mistake you’ve made?
umm how much time you got? lol I’ve made a LOT of mistakes. The most recent had to do with communication. O_o
Who would you cast to play you in a movie about you?
*shrugs* never gave it too much thought. I think someone like Taraji Henson would best be able to pull me off in respect to being flip at the mouth.
If you ran for President of the United States, who would be your running mate?
Ian… hell he’s already my partner in crime. Vote for us! We’ll put condoms on the corners and
Who is your favorite TV mom?
say what?? Only tv show I really watch a mom is Lword. sooooo Beth and Tina heres to you! lol
What’s the fastest way to pick a fight with you?
If you could tell one person to shut up, who would it be?
Just one? Right now… My instructor. All I hear is womp womp womp.
Who would you die for?
*sings* me, myself, and I, that’s all i got in the ennd… lol just kidding.. kinda.
I would fight WITH Ian if push came to shove. That’s right I’mma ride or die chic. (I might have earned some brownie points with that one.. heeeey!) lol
Name one celebrity with whom you would never procreate under any circumstances?
Just one? ugh Flav. He couldn’t get it if Jesus himself came down and said “do him my child”. NERP. I’mma take that punishment like a woman. WHAT!?!
It would be an honor if some said my writing/poetry reminded them of_____________.
~~ anything someone says my writing reminds them of someone famous, i turn 7 shades of chocolate (What?! i’m not light-skin)
Name one sex act you would never perform if you were the opposite sex?
~~ yall i’m going to keep it real REAL. If I were a man… smh I’d be a HO and a FREAK! I’d be trying to stick it EVERYWHERE. lol Thank goodness i’m not though. Or all yall’s dtr would be in DANGER! What yo self (c) mystikal
Would you ever pose for Playgirl/Playboy?
if my body was tight Yep!
When was the last time you cried?
What’s the greatest personal tragedy you’ve ever experienced?
Katrina. Hands down
Complete this sentence: By this time next year______________.
I will have just finished celebrating my 10 yr anniversary 🙂