Life

meme time…

If money didn’t matter what would you do with your life?
~~ So many things, but 1st up on the list is Travel the world.

What’s the biggest misconception about you?
~~ I play and kid around so much that when i’m serious people tend to dismiss it “saying you so silly”.
Often times i’m dead serious, but after being called “silly” I suck it up and crawl into my little cancer shell

Beauty or brains?
~~ Brains

What is your weapon of choice?
~~ Words. For 2 reasons 1. I can’t beat err’body ass. 2. I’m too old and pretty to be fighting physically.

Who was your first celebrity crush?
~~ ummmm Micheal Jackson. (have I ever told the story about taking pictures with the CARDBOARD cut out of Micheal? I’m still salty about that.)

What’s your family’s nickname for you?
~~ Trice.

What is your most embarrassing guilty pleasure?
~~ I’m not embarrassed by anything I do that brings me pleasure. But guilty pleasures I have a FEW. Reality t.v., twitter, blogging, texting, sexting (don’t act like you don’t do it. We keeps it exciting in Casa De Johnson), PIZZA (how many more days til lent is over? geesh), nail polish,

What’s the last book you’ve read?
Like a Charm. It was cute. I’m finally going to jump on the Twilight bandwagon. At the urging of the oldest little. πŸ™‚ It better be good :p

Name one thing that scares you?
infertility

What’s the biggest mistake you’ve made?
umm how much time you got? lol I’ve made a LOT of mistakes. The most recent had to do with communication. O_o

Who would you cast to play you in a movie about you?
*shrugs* never gave it too much thought. I think someone like Taraji Henson would best be able to pull me off in respect to being flip at the mouth.

If you ran for President of the United States, who would be your running mate?
Ian… hell he’s already my partner in crime. Vote for us! We’ll put condoms on the corners and

Who is your favorite TV mom?
say what?? Only tv show I really watch a mom is Lword. sooooo Beth and Tina heres to you! lol

What’s the fastest way to pick a fight with you?
Disrespect me.

If you could tell one person to shut up, who would it be?
Just one? Right now… My instructor. All I hear is womp womp womp.

Who would you die for?
*sings* me, myself, and I, that’s all i got in the ennd… lol just kidding.. kinda.
I would fight WITH Ian if push came to shove. That’s right I’mma ride or die chic. (I might have earned some brownie points with that one.. heeeey!) lol

Name one celebrity with whom you would never procreate under any circumstances?
Just one? ugh Flav. He couldn’t get it if Jesus himself came down and said “do him my child”. NERP. I’mma take that punishment like a woman. WHAT!?!

It would be an honor if some said my writing/poetry reminded them of_____________.
~~ anything someone says my writing reminds them of someone famous, i turn 7 shades of chocolate (What?! i’m not light-skin)

Name one sex act you would never perform if you were the opposite sex?
~~ yall i’m going to keep it real REAL. If I were a man… smh I’d be a HO and a FREAK! I’d be trying to stick it EVERYWHERE. lol Thank goodness i’m not though. Or all yall’s dtr would be in DANGER! What yo self (c) mystikal

Would you ever pose for Playgirl/Playboy?
if my body was tight Yep!

When was the last time you cried?
Monday

What’s the greatest personal tragedy you’ve ever experienced?
Katrina. Hands down

Complete this sentence: By this time next year______________.
I will have just finished celebrating my 10 yr anniversary πŸ™‚

18 thoughts on “meme time…

  1. I knew I liked you for some reason Patrice. LOL! You’re too funny. But real.

    I’m glad you’re not a man. It would be attack or the Humping Patrick or something! LOL!

  2. I heart Bette and Tina with their crazy neurotic tails! Did you like the finale? It was a bit on the wierd side to me.

    1. i had so many unanswered questions after that finale.
      1st up WHO killed Jenny?! I assume it was nikki since she was hiding in the bushes.
      Does shane try to get back with Molly?
      Are tina and beth still going to move, since she found the negatives?
      Did Les Girls make it to the big screen?
      Tasha and Alice and the friend? WTH since tash showed does that mean she picked alice. where was she all afternoon? did she sleep with the girl?
      WTF with Max?! will HE keep the baby and continue living as a man? or as a woman? does his x come back?
      what happened w papi? why bring her in for1 episiode and she’d been gone all season?!

      QUESTIONS!

    1. Coolio couldn’t get it either. Not even for a high 6 figure payout. Id take one look @ that fool and be DRY like the SAHARA.

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