Life

bytch who?!

I’m the walkin worker for the day around 8:50 this morning they paged for one of my coworkers who does not come in until 9. So I called downstairs to see who was in for her and what they needed.

Me: morning lady! Who do you have for L?

Receptionist: bytch you! And starts laughing

Me: bitch who?! Girl whatever, who do you have do there.

R: BYTCH YOU. That’s the clients name! *more laughing*

Me: R it is tooo early for you to be playing like this! *lol* what’s the clients name? *lol*

R: I’m not playing. Bytch YOU! *dying laughing*

Me: *laughing* Spell it!

R: B. I. C. H. Y. U. *rolling laughing*

Me: awww bitch I know you lying! Bich Yu!?! What’s the dcn?! Lol

R: through laughter she tells me

*pulling up dcn*

Me: that’s so messed up woman name is Bich Yu

Me and R: laugh our ass off.

Lol

Happy friday folks! Lol

Bitch what, bitch who, bich yooooo (c) mytikal *with a spin on the end*

Life

you call ME dumb…

On the phone with a client that I saw this morning. I’d told him I needed his last 2 paycheck stubs and given him a form to have his employer complete if he couldn’t find them.

Dummy: ms. Johnson, I saw you early and I have my last check stub it’s from november.
Me: I thought you were still employed. That’s what you said this morning
D: I am but we’re on holiday break

*sigh* never known a security company to close for holiday break

Me: well I’ll need a statememt from the job saying that you’re still employed but did not receive any income b/c of the holiday break

I hear some talking in the background, then some chicken head gets on the phone.

CH: if he didn’t work he ain’t gon have no checks. This just stupid.

Me: *deep sigh* ms. I’ve told him what I needed.
CH: well he got kids he need to feed. Blah blah blah *I tuned her out and checked twitter and then I heard* dumb ass

Me: excuse me, what did you just say?

CH: you heard me. Ole dumb ass blah blah

*runs a birth match on my clients son, finds mother, accesses her case information*

Me: oh well seeing how you have 4 babies with 4 different last names a 9th grade education and haven’t had a single job THIS year. I’m going to go out on a limb and say I’m not the only dumb ass on the phone

*Phone drops* my client say hello

Me: I’m still here. Now do you understand what I need from you?
D: yes
Me: okay, soon as you get it in, I’ll finish your case.
D: ok

Life

tales from the food stamp office

I hadnt planned on blogging today buuuuuuuut the food stamp office has invoked a new post.

smh
me: are you registered to vote?
religious fool: no
me: would you like to register to vote today?
rf: no. you know the bible says we shouldnt vote or get involved with politics
**blank stare**
rf: it really does!
me: umm its your choice.
rf: rambling about bible stuff
me: is your address correct? anyone move in or out?
rf: OH! my son, he’s back home *she pulls out custody papers*
me: do you want to add him to the medicaid as well as your fs?
rf: yes! because I been meaning to come down and add him back to the case i kept forgetting. I really need to get him bac on b/c he needs patches.
me: patches?
rf: yea, you know! the patches to help you stop smoking
me: *blink blink* how old is your son?
rf: 16
**blank stare**
me: what grade is he in?
rf: 10th
me: is he attending school ft?
rf: well kinda.. see he just got suspended for 10days for drinking in class.
me: wow! thats kinda harsh huh?
rf: well he was mixing vodka and coke in the class and drinking
** blink blink**
*walks away* i had to regain my composure. it took EVERTHING in me to not say WTF!

me: do you rcve any child support?
rf: well i got 1 payment, but i wont be getting anymore *she reaches into her bag pulls out what looks like a greeting card*
because he just got locked up! and NOW he loves me. sending me cards begging me to drop the charges. but im not gonna do it. Im going file for divorce as soon as i leave here.
me: **blink blink** oh! ummm.. ooookay. so umm i just need u to sign and date here here and here

*she signs*

rf: thank you for not giving me a hard time and for listening
me: oooh umm youre welcome. happy holidays

Umm y’all. If you ever have to go into a office like mine. Answer the questions you’re asked. We REALLY don’t need to know EVERYTHING. If clarification is needed on an answer, we will ask. Do not take it upon yourself to volunteer any info. That is all

Life

Spineless BITCH!

A client called asking for an ebt card I tried to send it. Being fuking nice. Couldn’t because the case was in a different caseload and didn’t have a mailing address. I sent the fucking worker an email telling the new mailing address and asking her to update it and send a new card.

She replied asking how it got in her load.

I responded “hell if I know. I would do it myself but we different sup 3’s.”

That bitch forwarded the email to her sup, my sup, and their sup 3’s.

I got wrote up for inapproriate use of language in an email.

I HATE passive agressive, spineless, weak ass fucking people.

So after I signed my write up. I walked my ass to her cube and told the bitch “I apologize if my email OFFENDED you.” Do you know the bitch said “oh no, I thought it was fraud so I sent it my supervisor to handle.”

BULLSHIT. This fucking client was homeless. They can change their mailing address 50times in a day if they want to b.c it’s a MAILING ADDRESS.

So I told her that and walked off.

Life

Spineless BITCH!

A client called asking for an ebt card I tried to send it. Being fuking nice. Couldn’t because the case was in a different caseload and didn’t have a mailing address. I sent the fucking worker an email telling the new mailing address and asking her to update it and send a new card.

She replied asking how it got in her load.

I responded “hell if I know. I would do it myself but we different sup 3’s.”

That bitch forwarded the email to her sup, my sup, and their sup 3’s.

I got wrote up for inapproriate use of language in an email.

I HATE passive agressive, spineless, weak ass fucking people.

So after I signed my write up. I walked my ass to her cube and told the bitch “I apologize if my email OFFENDED you.” Do you know the bitch said “oh no, I thought it was fraud so I sent it my supervisor to handle.”

BULLSHIT. This fucking client was homeless. They can change their mailing address 50times in a day if they want to b.c it’s a MAILING ADDRESS.

So I told her that and walked off.